Throwing a party in this climate of layoffs and cutbacks takes a bit of humor.  Below are some fun drinks the group at Stoli came up with for all those still throwing parties...Sure to get a laugh out of your friends, even now.

Rejected Resume
1½ oz Stolichnaya Blakberi Vodka
1 oz simple syrup
½  oz fresh lemon juice
Splash of soda
Garnish with a lime twist

Rock Soup
2 oz Stoli
Splash dry vermouth
Splash of olive juice
Garnish with cocktail onions & olives

Russian Roulette
1 oz Stoli Vodka
¾ oz Frangelico
¾ oz Godiva white chocolate liqueur
Cream
Serve on the rocks

Welfare Punch
1 oz Stolichnaya vodka
1 oz Southern comfort
¾ Amaretto
Pineapple juice
Fresh lemon juice

Manhattan Meltdown
1 oz Stolichnaya Vodka
¾ oz Tia Maria, Liquor 43 or Tuaca
Serve over crushed ice

Port-folio
1 oz Stolichnaya Ohrnj
1½ oz port
Dash of bitters
Shake with ice
Serve up with an orange peel twist

Loan shark
1 oz Stoli vodka
1 oz Sambuca
Over ice

Battered Bull
1 ½ oz Stolichnaya
Tomato juice
Dash of Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce, Horseradish, Salt & pepper
1 oz Beef bouillon
Jalapeño pepper garnish

Mom’s Basement
1 oz Stoli Orang
¾ oz Midori
Simple syrup
Fresh lemon juice